Salam 1 Malaysia adik kakak abang-abang sekalian....
Sudah bersedia ker utk mlm ni? Sapa yang nak perasap bola ke nak perah asam limau ker nak balut ngan kain kuning ker... sempat lagi nie.. kul 1 sat lagi time lunch hah uols pi la buat semua bende-bende tu! x elok uols percaya tahyul mahyul mcm tu. Sekarang nie kat TV macam-macam citer hantu ader... iol x nak ulas nantikan kata promo lak! Tapi iol memang la seram duk tgk sorang2! naik segala vulu roma i! mekbowling dah buat upacara lenggang bola ker smlm?... no! no! no! no!... (intonasi gedik ckit) Iol x wat keje2 gitu semua tau sebabnya iol hanya berdoa memohon pada yang esa... Allah s.w.t. (kaf ba ra kaf alif ta nun...) insyaallah! betul x ustaz WRG? bermain sambil berdakwah katanya.... sekali lagi kaf ba ra kaf alif ta nun.... Jom sama-sama berjemaah zuhur kat Pusat Islam haini... mengimarahkan katanya!
* Megalanes yang 50 km (pergi balik) pun uols boley pi tiap-tiap malam.. inikan pula Pusat Islam hanya hanya sekangkang (kire dekat yang amat lah nie.. uols nie bukan leh caya nnt duk fhm bende len plak) dari opis uols pun jarang-jarang sampai! ke guana Abg ROsMan n Abg FadzLi (kedua-duanya bukan nama sebenar... takut kene saman uols ngeh ngeh ngeh)? yang len-len pun sama gak... x larat nak tep nama depa semua.. nama man ngan li gak la iol nak hi-lite... i pun duk pike2 gak statement nie... jom sama-sama renungkan!
eh eh... apa kaitan bende-bende di bawah ngan bowling?...
eh eh cantiknyer la TV LCD nie... uol ade nampak x pin bowling kat belakang parrot tu?... nampak ke x nampak? nampak??? kalu nampak tu boley la uol mula baca yasin... ngeh ngeh ngeh
Nie apa mesin basuh ade kaler2 pink ckit nie?.... mmm motif2?
uhh.... nyamannya dapat peti cjuk 2 pintu nie uols... silap2 haribulan uols pun bley tido dalam nie! mau?... mau ke x mau? mau ler... eh x mau lak!... nnt iol kejutkan uols! masa tu dah kejung jd air batu!
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Pastu apa kaitannya ngan bowling???
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nie hah uols... sebab semuanya ada kaitan dengan...
Nota kaki: Uols berangan la sekejap dapat bende2 mcm tu.... tapi manalah tau kan Ust. Yusof ke Ust. Sha'rani ke Ust. WRG ker... dapat sponsor korporat untuk meriahkan pertandingan bowling anjuran Pusat Islam dengan barang-barang gargantuan mcm tu... duk pening2 mcm mana nak wat kelik peti sejuk 2 pintu tu malam nie... kete iol x muat! bontot xder. mmmm AED pinjam kete putih tu...
Dengar2 citer mekbowling x mo all out mlm nie kaedahnya! alasan jaga anak2.. nak bagi hubby dia fokus katanya! mmm... wait n see! nan ado... ngeh ngeh ngeh! konspirasi sungguh la depa berdua nie!... meh dengar lagu.. berdua denganmu pasti lebey baik... daaa x igt lirik! xde masa nak menghapai bende2 melalaikan tu... (kaf ba ra kaf alif ta nun...)
Li kata walaupun lane PJH duk sebatu jauhnya malam ni, tetap dia akan lancarkan perang saraf! fofular ke PJH nie? mmm... Pusat Islam yang 100 langkah tu pi ker?.... ngeh ngeh ngeh... motif??? wakaka...
Get back to your work colleagues! Fokus2... melalut je kejenya.. bai bai uols. Good luck everybody!
C ya tonite!
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